I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
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I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
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You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
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