you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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