ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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