i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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