Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
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3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
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Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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