It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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