i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
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i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
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Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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