lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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