The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
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