So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
We smell like vodka and hangover
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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