that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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