wake up i wanna do it froggy style
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
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Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
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All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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