She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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