Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
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he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
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She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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