new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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