yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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