(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
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