Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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