her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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