He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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