I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
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