took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
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90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
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I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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