It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
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