He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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