I wanna passion pit in your ass
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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