im drinking this country out of the recession.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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