At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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