So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
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