Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
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My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
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July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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