Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
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I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
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If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Dick very happy bro
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