They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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