sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
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