So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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