This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
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I will be naked everywhere
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
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after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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