How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
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i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
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