I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
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Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
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You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
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