im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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