I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
I just forgot I was standing up.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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