if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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