Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
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She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
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Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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