Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
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Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
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Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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