The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
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It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
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I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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