Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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