D3 body, D1 cock
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
so let's talk penis.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
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i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
No I am not eating basil off your cock
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
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He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
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