I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Shame - the story of my life.
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