I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
This is classic penis vs brain.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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