he wants to bone in the snuggie
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
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I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
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Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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