He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
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Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
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??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I still have a little drunk in my system
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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