is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
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chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
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Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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