I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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