Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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