haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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